While your presence to celebrate our marriage is what’s important to us, if you choose to bring us a gift, here is some helpful information:

We are registered at Amazon.com and Target.

We would like to kindly remind you that we live in Texas, so transporting some physically larger gifts may be impractical. As a result, regardless of how much Sarah implies that she would appreciate an adorable baby elephant, we just wouldn’t be able to fit it into our sensible, mid sized sedan.